Friday, December 13, 2013

The Tell Tale Wolf

It will have blood; they say, blood will have blood.

Ba-bum. Ba-bum. BA-BUM. BA-BUM.1 Pemulis's heart beat so hard that he felt as if his chest would explode, collapse, and turn to a most distasteful blood-and-gut strewn rubble at any moment. But he could scarcely afford to stop now. Each and every searing, nauseating breath and aching, piercing step made his now-suffocating throat singe with pain and his oxygen-deprived muscles scream in abhorrent agony. Yet still he pushed forth. It was autumn. Dusk. Enough light that when he looked up the sky still shone a navy blue, but when he looked forward and down to navigate his escape through the leaf-covered woods he could barely make out rocks, roots, crevasses, mushrooms, rats, snakes, dead branches, and other impediments and potentially lethal hazards that lay in his way. He could not afford to glance back so he put all of his power and all of his concentration into running running running as fast as his weary spent legs possibly could move him. Minutes ago fight-or-flight had set in. But it was short lived; there is no fighting a pack of scorned vengeful burning demonic wolves.

Pemulis all of a sudden remarked an agrestic cottage-like dwelling ahead and a brief and strangely smug smile came to his face. He now imagined that -- just maybe -- it was possible that he might be OK. He could hear the burning wolves2 gaining on him, however, and as he rounded a corner towards beautiful safety suddenly his ankle was caught under a branch and he began to fly feverishly forward. His hands managed to break his fall but the momentum was too much and as his forehead smashed suddenly and swiftly against a rock-hard ground, the first wolf pounced. The smell of burnt flesh and cooked blood was nauseating. As the next wolf arrived, seemingly dead from its zombie-like eyes yet still ready to snap his neck in a fiery attack, he awoke with a lunging start, covered in sweat, heart beating at near 200 beats per minute. It was the nineteenth night in a row that Pemulis had dreamt the same dream.


Grenoble had begun to feel like a home for Pemulis and Joelle. After a relaxing summer on the Côte d'Azure, Pemulis had returned to work, refreshed and excited for his new position. A promotion -- including a healthy bonus -- had been offered to him in the Spring and following very little reflection -- very little was needed -- P&J made the decision to stay in the Grenoble area and start a family. With the bonus, and with thoughts of requiring more space, they purchased an old seventeenth-century farm house east of Grenoble not far from Meylan. The house itself was in fair condition following an un-charming yet decent and complete renovation some time in the last half century. Some work would be required but it was in a livable state and repairs could be made when money and time became available. There was no hurry.

The highlight for Joelle was a 2-acre yard that extended from the back porch, gently down a soft hill, to the river Isère. Very little effort would be required to turn a sizable portion of the property into a large fruit and vegetable garden. They would be happy here, she thought. On the first night after they received the keys, Pemulis came home from work early with a bottle of Champagne Marquis de Sade that he'd been saving at work. POP! As they sat down to enjoy the wine produced from some of the finest grapes in all of their adopted-country, a lone wolf could be heard howling in the distance. "Amazing," Joelle stated. "I knew that wolves had been reintroduced to the Vercors recently, but I'm shocked that you can hear them all the way out here; we really are back in the nature. We're going to love it here." A shiver tursed down Pemulis's spine.



Following another painfully restless night, Pemulis -- in a zombie-like state -- downed 2 Syntia (TM)-produced espressos and set off for work. The farmhouse was less than 2 km from the Chateau de Maupertuis that housed the ZQ(Pi) Research Centre, and Pemulis had been unhurriedly making his way to work each morning by foot. Joelle's plans for the day were to begin turning a large portion of the yard into a garden. She rinsed some dishes, found a big old straw hat to protect herself from the sun, grabbed a shovel, and set to work.

When Joelle hit the first bone, she did not think much of it. Strange, she thought, ... , what is this? The bone itself was around a foot long and could have formed the upper part of an animal's leg. She tossed the bone aside and returned to her task. After two hours of work, the outline of a garden began to emerge. Shortly before Joelle planned to take her first break of the day, her shovel struck yet another bone; this time, an even larger one. She picked up the bone and inspected it. Again it seemed that it could have been part of a fairly large animal's leg. Strangely, the bone smelled strongly of smoke and seared flesh. As she inspected it more carefully, it appeared that the bone itself was charred; the lower side was entirely covered in a crusted black soot.

When Pemulis arrived home later that day, he found Joelle shaking, sitting in a crumpled ball on the floor, in a corner of the kitchen. She'd gone mad; "wolves!", she cried! "Burning wolves back for revenge!!!". Yikes, thought Pemulis, she's clearly had a little too much to drink. And she's burned something in the oven. Smoke started to fill the room. "Joelle," he began, "what the hell's going on? You can't forget about a roast in the oven and drink yourself into a..." Just then, a pack of angry wolves burst through the front door that he had carelessly left ajar. The wolves were on fire, just as in his dreams. The wolves attacked, and quickly, Pemulis and Joelle were no more.



It was a sunny day in Grenoble just five weeks after the attack. Aurélie Bouchard received a call at the agence immobilière where she worked from a young couple. They were interested in moving out of the city to start a family. An old farm house, perhaps...



1 Un coeur qui bat (si ce n'était pas évident).
2 Oui, ils étaient vraiment en feu.

Monday, December 9, 2013

EHC Red Bull München

You might have noticed: unfortunately I don't have time to / don't remember how to write. Here are some pictures though...










Friday, November 15, 2013

München

We moved. From here:



To here:





It's not bad but we need some furniture and the trains still seem loud.

[...]

The Deutschland Cup happened last weekend: a 3-day tournament between Slovakia, USA, Germany, and Switzerland. We went to the USA-Switzerland game on Saturday night:





Switzerland was winning 4-1 going into the third period and seemingly had the game sealed up tight. This was made all the better by the fact that the obnoxious (surprise!) contingent of loud American fans had become less loud with each Swiss goal. Unfortunately, however, the US mounted a strong comeback throughout the period, eventually tying the game with about 3 minutes to go. Then, just as Sandi was dreading the game going on any longer into overtime and I was opposite-of-dreading the game going on longer and getting excited for some overtime hockey, the US pulled ahead with something like 50 seconds to go. The Swiss pulled the goalie and had a couple of chances but that was that: 5-4 USA. Also, the US won their next game on Sunday becoming the 2013 Deutschland Cup champions. Good times had by all though.

We have been super busy lately with going to our German course straight after my work every weekday (besides Friday) and then getting home around 9 just in time for some dinner and then bed. Plus on Mondays and Thursdays I have conference call meetings from 8:15 to 9:15 PM just as the German course ends. Yikes. Last night, however, we headed out with the other German learners to get to know each other. I have no pictures to document that particular occasion, however.

It is getting super cold here. They have also started constructing all the Christmas markets throughout the city. It is coming soon. We will see you soon!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

I hear the train a comin' / It's rollin' 'round the bend

Trains are loud. We took one (or two) nearly to the Austrian border the other day. Here is Sandi (and our friend Mara) in the early morning at the train's depot:


We went to the Neuschwanstein Castle and I took some pretty artsy pictures of the castle thanks to my friends at Instagram headquarters...




Here is the local beer:


Almost like Grenoble!


Us and the Castle:



And here's the Sicilian restaurant that I eat lunch at most days! Mmmmmmmmm


And (finally) here's Sandi enjoying one of their delicious pasta dishes!



Saturday, October 12, 2013

Les Amants de le Bastille

We've signed the contract for an apartment but we don't really like it. We wanted a place with character in an old building/house, close to transportation and cafés, stores, and restaurants, that was still fairly quiet, at least on the 3rd or 4th floor, simple living without too many rules/regulations to worry about, and something not too expensive. At the end of the month we'll move into our apartment situated in a complex of three giant Mississauga-style white buildings built in 2012 that each houses 100+ units over ~10 floors, down industrial way that's at least a 10 minute walk to any form of public transportation, restaurant, or café, our 1st floor apartment looks out on to the train tracks where a train passes about every 5--15 minutes, and it costs approximately double what our Grenoble place set us back. Since it's Germany, our lease has 18 (eighteen) appendices containing rules with respect to how to clean and maintain the floor, the laws explaining how often we have to air the place out (at least 2 windows must remain open for greater than 15 minutes twice per day, ...), and rules on how we're allowed to use the oven (amongst others). Also, in Germany there are no benefits to renting. If something breaks and we have to call a plumber, it's us who pays. Plus, the tenants have to perform renovations either when they move out or every five years. Ridiculous. Oh well... at least we'll have a place to live.

Marienplatz 1

Marienplatz 2

Lake Starnberg (found while cycling)

Oktoberfest 1

Oktoberfest 2

How Sundays should be spent

Olympic Park -- on the way to pick up race kits

Race Expo!

Olympic Park -- on the way home (it got dark..)

Yes, so we had to go to pick up race kits because we're doing the Munich 1/2 marathon on Sunday. Should be fun except that we haven't ran further than about 10k in weeks and weeks and weeks.

However, when we did run 10k at the Oktoberfestlauf a few weeks ago, we were big winners! (though we forgot to stick around and get our prizes unfortunately). Here we are!


Sandra Rae

WM

Saturday, September 28, 2013

P & J in Prague!

Following three gruelling rigid German rule-constrained aesthetic-less weeks, Pemulis and Joelle knew that they were in high demand (those people who suffer) in a potentially more forgiving neighbouring country. Luckily for them, they had just such an opportunity arise and grabbed that opportunity with alacrity. Following one last sunset in the capital of the Free state of Bavaria, their visit to Prague began...


What does Pemulis think of Prague? He loves it. When it comes to geographical locations be it for living or traveling, aesthetic subjective feel is of high importance to Pemulis, and though Munich will probably be fine, let's just say it ain't no Prague. Prague is beautiful and spending time there walking through the old streets or along the river or even attending a conference is an incredible experience. The Austrian satirist Karl Kraus maybe wouldn't like it:

Spare me this melody of life that disturbs my own music, which comes into its own only in the roaring of the German workday. Spare me this universal higher level of refinement from which it's so easy to observe that the newspaper seller in Paris has more charm than the Prussian publisher.

Despite the fact that Prague is very close to Germany geographically, walking down a street in Prague really is a pleasure in itself. Another very American-like thing that Pemulis enjoys about Prague is that everyone speaks English! This is not at all the case in Germany and it makes it very tourist-friendly! (a little too tourist-friendly, actually; Pemulis has never seen so many).

What would Pemulis do there [in Prague]? In addition to walking around a lot and drinking a lot of Czech Pilsner (1 euro for a pint! If you want a pint of the cheap beer at the Shannon Pub in Grenoble it's 6 euros [during happy hour]), he might go on a boat ride and capture views of this wonderful city...










He would also attend conferences on machine learning. He definitely would go to a KHL hockey game but only if his conference didn't get in the way. He would also for sure like to watch the Swan Lake ballet but again his conference would probably get in the way of that too. Would he ride his bike? Well, probably not this time because he didn't have it. He might rent bikes with Joelle but not always, and Prague -- while nice -- is probably not a cyclist's paradise because all the roads are cobblestones. Youch. But he would go for a few runs, no doubt about it. Would he take selfies? Sure, why not?


Will they return? I would count on it!



And how might Pemulis get rid of the red lines under the words that program X uses to underline what it thinks are misspelled words when in fact they aren't? Well, it wouldn't bother him so he wouldn't do anything about it. Pemulis's father, David Foster Wallace, however, is likely an entirely different story and one can imagine that this sort of thing would have him searching Internet fora all through the night and e-mailing the product support team. To save him some time, and the time of the people at program X's support team, Pemulis might explain to his father that you could right click on the word and choose "learn spelling" which would make program X (or on a Mac, all programs) now know that said word is not incorrectly spelled, or you could click on "ignore spelling" which would ignore that misspelling only in the current context so that if it showed up in another document it would still be considered misspelled, or finally, you could also just choose the option to "don't correct spelling" -- or something like that.