1. I've got the writer's block! I've got the writer's block! The best thing to stop the block is staring at the clock. If I were at the cottage I would walk on down to sit on the dock. If such a thing were nearby and I weren't so lazy I would maybe throw a rock. Into the water to prove that I am such a jock. And of course I'm not wearin' no shoes it's the summer I've got no use for socks. But if I get too bored of this I'm sure there's someone or something that I could mock. And after all is said and done if I ain't got no money then I'll still have my stocks. My stocks! My stocks!
2. The BBQ cover is off. The BBQ cover is not on the BBQ. It's not serving its purpose. The BBQ is exposed! The BBQ both creates and at the same time withstands heat in the range of oh I don't know let's say 500 degrees. But the sun and the rain could hurt it! The BBQ cover is off! It's off! Save the BBQ!
3. We go back and forth forever. Sometimes I drive up town. But mostly, son, I drive to you, so that I can hunch over the desk! The desk is truly such a pest (these are supposed to rhyme!) and I'm really painting my cave. There are so many words that I have learned but not nearly as many that I can't remember and it's clear as rain! So many exclamation marks they make it seem like there might be a point to what I'm sayin'... But don't worry my friend we're gonna treat them like some forgotten trend. Oh ya we will! Remember I've got the writer's block, hopefully it's just a short-lived stage. I would have had a fully clear page. Like when I was so much younger and I was just a snotty messed up teen. But right now after a fortnight I'm thinking that what we have here is just a clean blank screen! You heard it here second!
