Friday, January 22, 2021

Top 6 Reasons I'm a Joe Biden Fan

For a Canadian citizen, resident in Germany, never having lived (and with zero plans to ever do so) in the US, there sure seems to be a lot of American political content on this blog. But as I've mentioned before, there are many reasons that American politics -- whether we like it or not -- affect us all. Seems major newspapers in, e.g. Germany, France, Spain, and Canada agree (from top-left clockwise: der Spiegel, le Figaro, el País, and the Globe and Mail):




I have to say that somehow I'm finding myself a bit happier with the new guy "running things" (in quotes because Trump clearly never ran anything) than I was with the old guy (although they are both clearly old). But the more I read about Biden, the more I like him. Now, like any politician -- and especially one who ran for and is now the President -- he is far from perfect. But it sure is easy to like someone when they replace someone who was just so indescribably bad. So without further ado, here are the top 6 reasons that I'm a Joe Biden Fan.

1. He's a Watch Guy

While Trump may have worn a solid yellow gold Rolex Day Date (among others), there are important differences between wearing a watch -- especially an ugly, ostentatious, and very expensive one -- and being a Watch Guy. Biden is the latter. It is to appreciate craftsmanship, design, attention to detail, ingenuity, expertise, and engineering; connect oneself to history and the daily passage of time and anchor yourself to a moment; acknowledge the connections between social, cultural, and historical moments and the people therein. While there are people who wear a Nice Watch (TM) to try to display their wealth, for most others, it can be a way to express who you are: that you care about some of the above-mentioned things, for example, or that you see yourself as someone who appreciates finer things, more classical things, analog things. For men -- who have fewer options in terms of "fashion" than women -- a watch can fill that void in terms of how you might choose to partially show who you are: an adventurer, an artist, a racer, whatever. The most important thing for a Watch Guy -- I think -- is the story that the watch tells (to him- or herself -- yes a Watch "Guy" can also be a Girl).

Biden's watch collection is a pure reflection of a true Watch Guy. They reflect a "tool watch viewpoint" that projects his working class roots and shows his appreciation for historically significant watches that are either connected to events or people and that have a deeper meaning than just "this watch is expensive" (it seems all of his watches are in steel rather than a precious metal such as gold or platinum). Biden is a well known partisan of the famous Omega "Moon Watch" the Speedmaster, more affectionately known as the "Speedy". This watch was, of course, the first (and I believe only) watch worn on the moon, and is still certified by Nasa for spaceflight. His (good) taste in watches has been chronicled by Gear Patrol here [and where I grabbed most of the below pictures], and they put things quite nicely by describing his watches as "down-to-earth workwear [that still] communicates that he values quality and style" and they "reflect on Biden as serious but not extravagant". His collection includes other noteworthy members such as the James Bond-style Omega Seamaster 300m Diver and the "harmless dog whistle for watch enthusiasts" Seiko Alarm Chronograph (from top-left CW: Speedmaster, Seamaster, Seiko).





For Biden's inauguration on Wednesday, he chose another watch world favourite: the Rolex Datejust, in steel of course. Danny Milton, for one of my favourite websites in the whole world, Hodinkee, covered it fully here and sums up the watch with:

The Datejust is a great choice of watch for anyone, let alone the POTUS. It's sporty but goes with a suit. It's also legible, accurate, and tells the date – important for someone with such an ungodly schedule.
(from the Hodinkee article linked above)

Side note: Cam Wolf, for GQ magazine, covered Joe Biden's "Victory Watch" (the Seiko mentioned above). This was the watch he wore on the Saturday night in November when the election was finally called for him. But Wolf goes further to mention two other notable watches connected to this particular victory. His running-mate, and as of yesterday, vice-president, Kamala Harris -- the first ever woman and first ever person of colour to occupy the VP post -- also showed her high level of watch taste by wearing one of my favoured brands: a Cartier Ballon Bleu in two-tone. Wolf says: "Purposeful or not, Harris is bringing Cartier back into the White House."
 Joe Biden's wife, Dr. Jill Biden, also supported the famous French maison by sporting a gold Cartier Panthère.

[both pictures from the GQ article linked above]

2. He has Battled Adversity

Ok, battling "adversity" (which every Hockey Canada team must do during the World Juniors, Olympics, etc. by losing some early not-so-important games so that they can build their character and learn how to work as a team and not take things for granted) isn't necessarily a reason to like someone -- or for sure a reason to be a fan of them. But going through what Joe Biden has gone through and still functioning as a human being -- let alone the President and let alone being seemingly the good person that he is -- is quite the task which leads to an admiration that directly leads to being a fan. And I have to say I admire Joe Biden.

If you don't know about his story of personal tragedy, Antoinette Bueno‍ for Entertainment Tonight (sorry) outlines it pretty well here. Basically, among other things (leaving out his childhood stuttering problems which play out as very "The King's Speech"-esque), just after being elected as the youngest ever Senator in 1972, in a "stunning upset against two-term incumbent J. Caleb Boggs", Biden's wife and one-year-old daughter were killed in a car accident while out Christmas shopping. His 4- and 2-year-old sons were also in the car that was slammed into by a tractor-trailer but escaped with their lives (and some serious injuries). He planned to resign from the Senate before even being sworn in but was encouraged to keep going by his colleagues and for his sons. Famously, he would commute to Washington, D.C. via Amtrak (and would do so for years) so he could stay in Delaware and raise his sons. He was sworn into the Senate in early 1973 at his son's bedside who was still recovering from the accident.

(from ET article linked above)

After everything he'd been through, he would later lose his son Beau to brain cancer in 2015. And then we all know how evil, disgusting, dishonest, [etc, etc, etc] Republicans tried to invent a scandal about his other son's dealings in China, and then when that didn't pan out in Ukraine, and then inventing some kind of weird laptop scandal that they tried to connect with some stolen e-mails which showed that his son suffered from a drug problem and that Joe Biden loved his son and supported him through it. Big Scandal! But man it makes me like him all the more.

3. He's a Cyclist

Not only is it amazing that Joe Biden is a cyclist, but while looking for a recent picture of him riding a bike, I came across this great story that again reinforces (as if we needed any more reinforcement) how plain good Biden is and how plain terrible Trump is. In addition to disparaging John Kerry for riding a bike when he fell and broke his leg while cycling in the French Alps, and claiming he would never ride a bike in his life (thank you Trump for keeping the sport pure! ha!), there was also a great tidbit about how (of course):

in 1989, [Trump] sponsored what was billed as the American equivalent of the Tour de France. The Tour de Trump [ran] for two years in a row, [where cyclists] raced a multi-day stage race on the Eastern seaboard. [...] One of the teams on Trump’s signature event was Sauna Diana, a Dutch squad sponsored by a brothel.

But greater yet, the fact that he's a cyclist gives us our first view of a return to normality. Normality in the context of many things, but specifically, normality for presidential "scandals" as reported by Fox News, et al. on presidents who might actually just be good people. This particular type of "scandal" is often referred to being of the "tan suit" variety (if you'll remember). This is just such a good synopsis of the "scandal" that I have to reproduce it here from Wikipedia:

The Barack Obama tan suit controversy occurred on August 28, 2014, when Barack Obama, then-President of the United States, wore a tan suit while he held a live press conference on increasing the U.S. military response against the Islamic State in Syria. Obama's appearance on television in the tan suit sparked significant attention and led to media and social media criticism. The issue remained prominent in the media for several days with the issue being particularly widely discussed on talk shows. 

Just love it. Even better though, consider, while keeping in mind the most recent President's daily embarrassing behaviour and his very recent incitation of treason among his supporters, this priceless note:

Conservative Republican Representative Peter King of New York called Obama's wearing of the suit unpresidential, and stated that “There’s no way, I don’t think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching.”

Anyways, back to the cycling. As many commentators have expressed in varying ways -- but on the same topic -- thank God, we're back to this level of scandal:

So, to fill you in, apparently Joe Biden has a "Peloton" bike which is basically a stationary bicycle with an iPad connected to it that allows you to do live workouts where you follow what the instructor does on the screen. It's kind of like a virtual spin class. Anyways, I don't know what extra commentary this requires: "It doesn't exactly comport with his 'regular Joe from Scranton' persona". Obviously no other person in Scranton could afford a stationary bike for their home or something. I dunno... But super cool that he's a cyclist. Cyclists are good people (except for Lance Armstrong, I guess 😁).

4. He's a Dog Lover

While I have to admit that not all cyclists are the greatest of people (though we do have Mike Woods who maybe I should also write a "top 6 reasons I'm a Mike Woods fan" post about), if you're also a dog lover then it gets harder to imagine that you're not a good dude. And Joe Biden is both.



Can you believe that Trump didn't have a dog? Of course you can. Trump and dogs don't go together (though I have to admit that of all the terrible and horrible things related to Trump, and I hate him in all ways possible, I do have to admit that I just loved the press conference where for some reason they were talking about the dog that helped somehow to take out a terrorist and Trump says "Our ‘K-9’, as they call it, ... I call it a dog. A beautiful dog. A talented dog." You just have to hear that NY accent emphasis on the dog in "I call it a dog". Hilarious.).

Anyways, how can you not love a dog lover?

5. First act as President: put the US back in the Paris climate accord

Just hours after being sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, along with a "flurry" (as most press outlets seem to like to describe it) of other executive orders, Biden returned the US to the Paris Climate Accord. As we all know, the US -- the world's second-largest CO2 emitter -- pulled out of the Accord under Traitor Trump.

Now, simply re-joining the Accord is not going to solve climate change, obviously. But if we learned anything over the last four years in American politics (and I hope we learned a lot, even if it was all very obvious from the get-go), it's that symbols, actions, words, whatever: they all matter. Even separate from any legal weight that the Paris Accord might have, the fact that the US is back in it sends an important message not just to regular people and other states, but especially to kids: it matters; the climate matters; decisions matter; getting along matters; multilateralism matters; etc.

6. He's not Trump

'Nuff said.

Monday, January 18, 2021

May 12th, 2022

It's hard to believe but it's now been a little more than two years since the pandemic started. And around a year since it really started to die down. I was just thinking about that today as I made my way up the hill to our vineyard and saw our Grape Guy wearing what looked exactly like a good old FFP2 mask and thought to myself "I haven't seen one of those out in the wild in months!". I asked him what was up (we're an organic winery, naturally) and he said that since he had a box of the masks lying around -- it was literally an old FFP2 mask -- he thought it might help with his springtime allergies. Fair enough.

I think it's fair to say that almost no one predicted how quickly and enormously the rideshare industry would not only rebound post-Covid but take off beyond any of even the most extreme optimistic projections leading to a drop in car ownership across the Western World of near 40% (led, surprisingly enough, by the United States which was clearly helped by President Harris's executive order banning all gasoline cars from the road after January 1st 2022) and literally not a single person anywhere could have foreseen the implosion of Uber and subsequent world domination of their kinder, gentler, fairer, and all-around better competitor Lyft. The fact that Lyft's stock increased in value roughly 100x in under six months was really quite nice for us and you might think that led to me being incredibly wealthy but unfortunately it was only enough to make us rich and allow me to quit my job to buy a vineyard in Piemonte.

The kids are still liking Italian / French / German school and Heinrich seems quite at home in the Italian language. Helga still prefers German but now that she's in the first grade she got to choose an elective and she's making a lot of progress in Greek (especially useful for our upcoming sailing trip around the Greek islands).

Joelle wasn't sure about becoming a winemaker at first but she's really taken to it and was just awarded the Gold Medal at the OIV 2020 gathering in Argentina for "Most Promising New Vintner or Vigneron" (unfortunately she just missed out on the "top 40 under 40 in the wine industry" list but she's hoping for next's year "top 50 under 50").

For now I'm just enjoying living in Italy with a little less stress than what we were subjected to during those tumultuous days of 2020 and I'm slowly figuring out what to do next with my life. I'm pretty busy helping with the cultivation and wine making, taking the kids to football practice, reading Goethe's Faust in the original "old German", selling my fresh bread products at the farmer's market on Sundays, entering coffee making competitions, training for the amateur Giro d'Italia, building a functional replica of the famous Rolex Triple Calendar Moonphase Reference 6062, and binge watching the latest season of Lupin: dans l'ombre d'Arsène on Netflix. Hopefully I'll have a plan for what to do professionally by the end of the 2020's.

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

The 2020's

Exactly one year minus a day ago I wrote a post on this blog called "The 2010's" that was sort of a high-level synopsis of the decade. It seems that all in all there were some pretty good times and the post ended with these words:

Let's hope the 2020's bring just as much [...] good.

Whoops! I guess I probably jinxed it for everybody. Sorry about that. Then again, things can only get better from here, right? (imagine having said that about, e.g. American Democracy around January 4th!). Yes, things can always get worse, but they might also get better. Everyone has a bad day or a bad month or a bad year (*cough* 2020 *cough*) and the 2020's could still turn out to be good. While The 2010's recounted a lot of highlights, let's not forget about that time in October 2016 that I planned to fly direct from Munich to Redmond but then some snowstorm (!!!) cancelled flights, I got sent to Frankfurt, sat there for several hours, got sent to Vancouver, sat there for even more hours, finally got on a plane down to Seattle and arrived some 28 hours after having left Munich and then went on about 3 hours sleep per day for an entire jet-lagged week of giving presentations and not being able to remember more than approx. 0.7 seconds into the past at any given time. The point is that despite that, the 2010's recovered. The 2020's can too! (plus it's a lot harder to have a flight cancelled and then get re-routed all over the world since you can't really take a flight in the first place. Score!)

Ms. Merkel said yesterday that the hard lockdown in Germany would probably have to last up to another 10 weeks. That brings us to the middle of March which is coincidentally exactly when Lockdown #1 started so many moons ago. If the thought of 10 more weeks of this bullshit doesn't fill you with happiness and excitement then we are one and the same. Helga had one of her 3 per week 45 minute Zoom sessions for "online learning" this morning. Heinrich wasn't too amused so did a lot of screaming during that, Helga couldn't hear the teacher and was subsequently muted and so couldn't say anything, and I couldn't get any work done. It was a lot of fun. In this gloomy scenario, however, I force myself to be reminded of the words of a great philosopher of the 2020's (unknown) who said: the two best things about working from home are that (1) you have a home; and (2) you have a job. Good point, Mr. or Ms. Philosopher of these modern times (however, kids might lead to cancellation of point [2] which will then eventually lead to cancellation of point [1]. I hope not though).

I was thinking today that maybe we should move to Augsburg. Why not, right? I had previously considered a change of scenery, perhaps to Zürich for example, but upon discovering it's basically the most expensive city in the world to live in, the shine sort of wore off a bit. But Augsburg? You mean the city that "[a]fter Neuss and Trier, [...] Germany's third oldest city, founded in 15 BC by the Romans as Augusta Vindelicorum, named after the Roman emperor Augustus" [thanks Wikipedia]? Hell ya. But then again, what would we do in Augsburg?