Fast-forward now, if you will, to the month of February 2015 which contained within its confines last weekend's Winterlaufserie 20km. In some ways this could be seen as a grand chance to vanquish the bad taste left behind by that sad Fall day, so many moons ago. However, on this occasion the expectations would prove to be greatly subdued. Our heroes had not been training for anything in particular, it's the winter for Pete's sake, and, most importantly this time around, Pemulis/George/Will/etc. was very very sick with what I believe the technical term for said condition has become "mancold". He/I was so sick, in fact, that it was not only extremely difficult to move about the apartment due to full-body muscular ache, not only did this fateful hero miss work the Friday before, and not only was he relegated to drinking hot Cognac toddies in the nights leading up to the great event, but most important of all was the fact that he even nearly skipped the race due to a well-placed worry of extinguishing the world's Tempo/Kleenex supply thereby single-handedly causing an instability-inducing toxic hemorrhage to Europe's already rocky stock market and economic situation. But, we'd signed up already and I didn't want to waste the 15 euros, so I went for it.
The race was set to begin at 11:00 AM sharp at the Olympic Park's usual race-starting destination next to the Olympic Pool, just under the Olympic Tower, and between the Small and Large Olympic Halls, which are due east of the Olympic Stadium where events from the Olympics were held in the Olympic year of 1972. The normal heroes of this blog arrived about 10:15 to pick up the chip timers and all that and warm-up for the race ahead. The weather was cold that day, my friends. Luckily we could find warmth until the last minute in the confines of the Olympic Pool spectator area where Olympic swimming once took place. Unlike Italian races (or anything Italian really), the race naturally started exactly on time. Let me just underline again here that I felt certifiably deathly. And let me also say that with all this talk of me being so sick and almost not doing the race that the appropriate conclusion to the story would be a miracle win, finishing in one hour flat and entering the pantheon of great athletes, but that's not what's going to happen so you should just stop expecting that right now as I don't want the readers of this already fledgling blog to become too despondent and therefore stop reading it as we could really use the advertising revenue with all the trips we've committed ourselves to this year. I hope that Joni's cave takes long-term credit... [Ed: we don't have advertising revenue, sorry...]
Anyways, so the gun went off and we were off too. There was no way on God's green Earth that I was going to try to push things as at this point I was primarily concerned both with (in this order): 1. not succumbing to death; and 2. at least making it through the first 5km loop so that when I inevitably fell over in pain I could keep somewhat warm in the pool observation area. And so I went slowly. Just rambled along nice and easily as if it were a midday Sunday stroll [Ed: it was midday Sunday]. Sandi tore ahead, eager to take advantage of my temporary incapacities and in the process re-claim the family trophy in shorter-than-marathon running distances. Like the Waldperlach before it, this 20km race was composed of 4 loops of 5km. Not the greatest race structure mentally-speaking for someone whose chief goal is survival. But eventually I made it through the first lap and I saw Sandi just ahead (I would again like to remind the reader at this juncture of the apocalyptical-level of my cold). I will even admit here that as she passed an identifiable tree in the distance I looked at my watch and counted the seconds until I reached the same tree: about 30 seconds. Wowzers. But I wasn't thinking about trying to catch her or anything. Survival was still the name of the game and I had made it through one loop. The second loop was more difficult and I discovered a new sort of "mantra" that appeared to work quite nicely. Though one voice said (essentially) "you're not even halfway through and it hurts this badly!" the other voice would then counter with (and this is my breakthrough) "true, but soon, within nanoseconds of arriving at the halfway point, I will be more than halfway through!". It doesn't seem like so much now, but at the time I really felt like I was on to something.
At the end of lap 2 (halfway, remember) I wanted to again do the counting thing, but I couldn't even see her she was so far ahead. So I just kept trucking along at a pace that wouldn't cause me to fall over (I hoped) and that might eventually allow me to cross the finish line. At the end of lap 3 something interesting happened though: I could see Sandi again! So for this last loop I decided I would lean a little more heavily on the gas. I might even catch her! (spoiler: I didn't). But in the end, after pulling more than a minute ahead of me at the 10km mark, I finished just 28 seconds back. Not bad for being essentially on the brink of death.
Here's Sandi tearing ahead of a guy who's in the 10km race (lame) and who is not quite sure what's happening in his life at this juncture:
Here is Sandi post-finishing in all her deserved glory:
And here we are in live-action (!!) video finishing the race:
Final times? 1:32:24 and 1:32:52. That beats our Waldperlach by about a minute. And I was sick.
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