Canadian Heat Wave [episode 1]

Time: 6 pm. Date: May 29th, 2016. Place: SW ON. Temperature? 55 degrees Celsius (estimate). Feeling: warm. State of mind: restless. Sleep status: negative. Black flies? ++. Live tweeting Memorial Cup Final for a few minutes:

It's a Husky two-hander! #memorialcup #goknights

Draws the penalty on Graves and we get a first look at this Huskies powerplay #Meyers #hockey #memorialcup

Oh wow! What an absolute barrage! #powerplay #anothercircus

He tried to shoot. The buzzer goes. And the Huskies take it to the Knights in that 2nd period #buzzer #triedtoshoot #twitterisstupid

What a championship game it is. And this game is tied with a period to go, Jeff. #jeff #hockey #howdyoulikethat #highlevelplay #qualityofplayinthistournamentisalwaysgood #wordsegmentationtask #notlettinglondongetouttothatquickleadthattheyliketo #mydraftyearandimaprettygoodgoaltender

[end of live tweet session]

And Helga is back after being misted. Dave was not lying. "That splash-pad is fantastic!" raved Linda. "<mumble mumble mumble>" exclaimed Helga. Dad sees a commercial for a really stupid looking movie and rolls his eyes.

The Canadian Heat Wave continues...