Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Instagram ruined blogging

You've probably seen it all on the Instagram, but here is a classic blog post for you old school folks who choose to conscientiously (or otherwise) eschew the modern world of social media.

Pemulis's Birthday Weekend Extravaganza (TM) started Friday evening with a well-attended mystery wine party. 10 bottles of the finest wines from around the world, shrouded in the secrecy of torn-out pieces of draft graph paper. Taste them all, predict their origin, and win phenomenal prizes. Even Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's vineyard Miraval made an appearance in the grand competition.



Following a night of partying, Helga couldn't start the day until she'd had her morning cappuccino. If you even try talking to her before she's gone through this important breakfast ritual, you're in big trouble.


Being Pemulis's Actual Birthday (TM), he had to start the day with the famous Bauer Frühstück.


Then it was off to the Erstings Familie store for Helga to play with the giant bead toy thing.


Finally, the big night arrived: the Pemulis's Birthday BBQ Dinner (TM). Helga's best friend Anonymous Child came over and they did the actions for The Wheels on the Bus for about 3.5 hours. Pemulis BBQed while he and his friend Anonymous Adult drank Starkbiers in the back yard putting on their own private Starkbierfest.


Sunday morning the party continued as the heroes headed out on the town to the St. Patrick's Day Parade (only 6 days prior to the actual St. Patrick's Day).




Following an intense and tiring bout of Irish Flag Waving, we all settled down for some much-needed Kimchi and other assorted Korean food.


The End.

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