I was feeling kinda like I couldn't breathe
Plus I couldn't taste anything and had a fever of 103!
The Omicron was a-comin' around, it was in the air, it was on the ground
It was showin' up all over
It had come up here most hurriedly
Probly takin' a route through Italy
Got me a Pfizer booster shot, put on a FFP2 mask, yoo-hoo
I'm a real threat now to the Omicron, look out!
Now we all agree with Djokovic
Although the quarantine hotel can be a bitch
It don't matter too much that he can do anything he wanna
At least you can't say he's bowing down to big pharma!
That's to say like if you're feeling cold you should drink an ice coffee at the North Pole!
I was lookin' everywhere for the Omicron and an antigen test
I got up in the mornin' to get in line and beat the rest
Looked at the Apotheke and the DM
Looked behind the Edeka and the Corona Test Zentrum
Couldn't find any
Looked behind the sink, behind the chair
I was lookin' for them Schnelltests everywhere
I looked inside the Cargo Bike
Looked under a big pile of maggots
All I found was Bob Saget
(too soon?)
I was sittin' home alone an' started to sweat
I could feel the Omicron in my TV set
Sure don't want the long Covid
I got enough problems with my kid!
When I finally started thinkin' right
I went to see my doctor and got into a fight
He told me the Omicron is like a flu!
You know the one? Last year it killed a million or two.
Finally found a test
Swabbed the back of my nose and my throat...
Hope it's negative! Good God!
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